MRS

unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

shada-was-in-the-area-and:

when someone tries to argue with you about a topic you know more about

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mulletsquad:

jelenegg:

the nhl draft makes it seem like i am very social because my phone is constantly vibrating like yes let’s see which friend is texting me now….ah yes…..my good pal…nhl gamecenter

i love this text post

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

03222014 Quickie is all smiles in his post game interview with his shut out against the Panthers that made him the winningest goalie in Kings history. 

sofapizza:

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

eyebrow game on fine-point sharpie

spaceship-full-of-chameleons:

scumbrat:

neurowall:

exam:

devon-aoki:

minxe:

feelish:

anus:

i think its time to rethink our perception of fedoras

you dont know fashion

[SWAYING INTENSIFIES]

me

fohk
izzy please watch this

quietorgasm

i’ll slit your throat neck

I’ll slit your throat neck, ma’am

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

darthmalkin:

“you only like that hockey player because he’s cute”

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rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.